Log from 2007-08-01:
--- Day changed Wed Aug 01 2007
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00:37 <P4> http://archi.inos.int.pl/db/item218919426_1.html <=- one of Poles sells his part of our president and prime minister... LOL! but i understand him in 100% i would sell mine part to if i would vote on him...
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01:23 <Lucifer_arma> weee
01:23 <Lucifer_arma> trust the IT guy to have floppies laying around
01:23 <Lucifer_arma> no need to buy any now :)
01:24 <Lucifer_arma> got my switch soldered, now I just need to put the stuff on the floppy drives and maybe sometime tonight the better thin client will be running again :)
02:01 <|Sticky|> how thin is thin??
02:01 <|Sticky|> 100mhz,500,1ghz?
02:02 <Lucifer_arma> I'm intending to flash the bios with the binary that connects to the server and mounts the nfs filesystems
02:02 <Lucifer_arma> 500mhz
02:02 <Lucifer_arma> P2
02:02 <Lucifer_arma> 196MB RAM
02:02 <Lucifer_arma> using ltsp
02:02 <|Sticky|> what about the server
02:02 <Lucifer_arma> 2.8ghz P4
02:03 <|Sticky|> does it run well on a 2.8ghz?
02:03 <|Sticky|> howmany can that serve?
02:03 <Lucifer_arma> I've only got one, and the local console of course
02:03 <|Sticky|> yeah
02:03 <Lucifer_arma> the thin client is my newly designated kids' computer :)
02:03 <|Sticky|> heh
02:03 <Lucifer_arma> and for everything but 3d gaming, the P2 runs just fine
02:03 <Lucifer_arma> they're too young for 3d gaming to be an issue
02:04 <|Sticky|> heh
02:05 <|Sticky|> speaking of which I asked our IT manager for a high end computer today, came back with a quote for $15k workstation that included a 5k gfx card
02:06 <|Sticky|> did have to ask him wtf he thought i was doing that required a 5k gfx card
02:06 <Lucifer_arma> ooo, ask him for another one :)
02:06 <|Sticky|> i was tempted to accept it just to see what it can do
02:06 <spidey> dude
02:07 <spidey> 5k for a gfx card?
02:07 <spidey> most cards that pricey are for professional image/video editing only, and suck for anything else
02:07 <spidey> like ati's firegl card
02:08 <|Sticky|> NVIDIA Quadro FX 5600
02:09 <spidey> 1.5gb gddr3 ftw
02:10 <|Sticky|> yeah
02:10 <spidey> that thing supports a huge resolution O.o
02:10 <spidey> Max Resolution (external): 3840 x 2400:24 Hz \
02:10 <|Sticky|> gets depressing when that gfx card has more processing power and ram than my home pc
02:10 <spidey> haha
02:10 <spidey> has 3x the ram i do ;/
02:11 <spidey> 2x*
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02:12 <Lucifer_arma> er
02:12 <Lucifer_arma> it has more ram than I have in my whole house
02:12 <spidey> haha
02:12 <spidey> lets see
02:12 <spidey> 512+128+256+256+32
02:13 <spidey> that's all the ram in my house =/
02:13 <|Sticky|> i want to get one of these:
02:13 <|Sticky|> http://www.nvidia.com/object/tesla_deskside.html
02:13 <|Sticky|> 1Terra flops of processing power
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02:14 <spidey> ffs
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02:19 <spidey> DrJoeTron, ping
02:20 <|Sticky|> also quite want to try programming the ps3 with its reported 2teraflops
02:21 <DrJoeTron> spidey wut
02:22 <spidey> DrJoeTron, any ideas why steam won't lemme connect?
02:23 <DrJoeTron> nope!
02:23 <DrJoeTron> im sure connected
02:24 <|Sticky|> mabey it decided you were enjoying too many consumer rights so blocked your account without appeal
02:29 <spidey> lol
02:29 <spidey> i play warrock more now adays
02:30 <spidey> i've got 1,700~ kills and 900 deaths
02:30 <spidey> :D
02:30 <Lucifer_arma> I need a cigarette
02:30 <Lucifer_arma> but I'm almost done getting acme to work right
02:30 <Lucifer_arma> even if it still doesn't do anything
02:30 <noob7> I'm looking for a mp3 or whatever of a recording of a modem dialing up to an ISP / BBS / whatever ... any ideas?
02:30 <Lucifer_arma> commons?
02:31 <noob7> :-/
02:31 <Lucifer_arma> if I find you one on commons, you're in trouble
02:32 <noob7> nevermind, I'll just travel back to 1996 and record one myself
02:34 <|Sticky|> noob7: fax machine
02:34 <Lucifer_arma> http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Telebit_T2000_Anwahl%2C_Training_und_Ruhelage.ogg
02:35 <noob7> found a pretty nice one on freesound, but I somehow remember my dialup taking way longer :-/ maybe I was just more anxious to get online to play duke3d?
02:36 <Lucifer_arma> http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Parallelmodem_-_40_ZSek_-_B2B3.ogg
02:36 <noob7> those are both pretty cool, thanks lucifer... new ringtone found
02:37 <noob7> meh lol
02:38 * noob7 is going to loop the second one, this alarm will wake me for sure
02:39 <Lucifer_arma> that's a good idea
02:40 <Lucifer_arma> remind me to download that on my alarm machine when I get home
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03:19 <spidey> :o
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03:32 <Vanhayes> #weather antigonish
03:32 <armabot> Vanhayes: Error: HTTP Error 500: Server Error
03:32 <Vanhayes> #weather saint john
03:32 <armabot> Vanhayes: Temperature: 66°F / 19°C | Humidity: 60% | Pressure: 29.85in / 1011hPa | Conditions: Partly Cloudy | Wind Direction: SSW | Wind Speed: 4mph / 6km/h | Updated: 10:00 PM ADT; Tonight - Cloudy periods. Fog patches developing near midnight. Low 15C(59F).; Wednesday - Sunny. High 26C(79F). UV index 7 or high. Wednesday night a few clouds. Low 14C(57F).; Thursday - Sunny. High 24C(75F).;
03:32 <Vanhayes> #weather antigonish, ns
03:32 <armabot> Vanhayes: Error: HTTP Error 500: Server Error
03:32 <Vanhayes> bah
03:32 <Vanhayes> #weather halifax
03:32 <armabot> Vanhayes: Temperature: 70°F / 21°C | Humidity: 68% | Pressure: 29.83in / 1010hPa | Conditions: Partly Cloudy | Wind Direction: NNW | Wind Speed: 5mph / 7km/h | Updated: 10:00 PM ADT; Tonight - Cloudy periods. 60 percent chance of showers early this evening with the risk of a thundershower. Fog patches dissipating overnight. Wind becoming northwest 20 km/h (12 mph) this evening. Low 16C(61F).; (1 more message)
03:33 <Vanhayes> #more
03:33 <armabot> Vanhayes: Wednesday - Sunny. Wind northwest 20 km/h (12 mph) becoming light in the morning. High 26C(79F). UV index 8 or very high. Wednesday night a few clouds. Low 16C(61F).; Thursday - Sunny. High 25C(77F).;
03:33 <Vanhayes> #weather new glasgow
03:33 <armabot> Vanhayes: Error: HTTP Error 500: Server Error
03:34 <Vanhayes> hmm how long does anyone think it would take to hitch hike 400 km?
03:36 <spidey_> stupid cd-rom drive
03:36 <spidey_> the gears keep slipping :(
03:38 <Lucifer_arma> heh, no idea
03:38 <Lucifer_arma> longest distance I ever hitched was a mile
03:38 <Lucifer_arma> and that took half an hour, because nobody would stop
03:39 <spidey_> haha
03:39 <spidey_> i've walked 4 miles in 2 hours
03:39 <spidey_> i didn't walk back either....man them drive me home -.-
03:39 <spidey_> s/man/made
03:40 <spidey_> this cd drive is pissing me off :/
03:40 <Lucifer_arma> heh
03:40 <spidey_> all i wanna do is install swat4 :(
03:40 * Lucifer_arma is considering using his newfound electronics knowledge to rip open all of his cd drives and the player in his car and see if he can fix them
03:41 <spidey_> YAY it opened
03:41 <spidey_> heh
03:41 <spidey_> i just keep pressing the button
03:41 <spidey_> then it usually opens 15 minutes later
03:41 <Lucifer_arma> it's possible I just need to clean some of the cd roms, hmmmmm
03:41 <Lucifer_arma> well, I just fixed my power switch. :)
03:41 <spidey_> FUCK
03:41 <spidey_> i accidently hit it, and it closed
03:41 <Lucifer_arma> one of the leads broke off the pcboard
03:41 <spidey_> so i didn't get to slip the cd in :(
03:41 <Lucifer_arma> haha
03:42 <spidey_> yea
03:42 <spidey_> the right gear track is slipping
03:42 <spidey_> or slipped
03:42 <Lucifer_arma> so I had to solder it back on
03:42 <spidey_> i can feel it
03:42 <Lucifer_arma> before that, the thing would randomly not work, and I couldn't figure out why not
03:42 <spidey_> well
03:43 <spidey_> this one works, the only problem is getting the cd in it
03:43 <Lucifer_arma> just pull the door open
03:43 <spidey_> i can't...
03:43 <Lucifer_arma> why not?
03:43 <spidey_> i've pulled and pulled
03:43 <Lucifer_arma> press the switch and pull
03:43 <spidey_> it just doesn't open till it's ready
03:43 <spidey_> i can't grab it for one
03:43 <Lucifer_arma> then open it, and cut out a slit that's beg enough to slid a cd in :)
03:43 <Lucifer_arma> you don't have a pocket knife?
03:44 <spidey_> not anymore
03:44 <spidey_> my brother decided the wall was a dark board
03:44 * Lucifer_arma can't believe he's having to instruct spidey in the Redneck Force
03:44 <spidey_> so it ended up breaking off in a stub
03:44 <spidey_> s/dark/dart
03:44 <Lucifer_arma> s/stub/stud
03:44 <spidey_> heh
03:45 <Lucifer_arma> just get him drunk so he'll steal another car and go back to jail if he's too much trouble
03:46 <spidey_> heh
03:47 * spidey_ is pondering doing part-time pc repairs
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03:47 <spidey_> hibye
03:52 <Lucifer_arma> that's what I outta do, put an ad on craigslist for pc repairs
03:52 <spidey_> i looked into craigslist
03:53 <spidey_> but the nearest place to me is tricities
03:53 <spidey_> and that's over 40 miles away
03:53 <Lucifer_arma> if you're good, people will come :)
03:53 <Lucifer_arma> there's an austin.craigslist.org for me, though
03:53 <Lucifer_arma> also, for stuff that doesn't require physical presence, any craigslist will do for you
03:54 <spidey_> heh
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04:03 <Vanhayes> hmm
04:03 <Vanhayes> #g 1 + 1
04:03 <armabot> blame google for closing their damn API
04:03 <Vanhayes> heh
04:03 <Vanhayes> #help calc
04:03 <armabot> Vanhayes: Error: That command exists in the Google and Math plugins. Please specify exactly which plugin command you want help with.
04:03 <Vanhayes> #google calc 1 + 1
04:03 <armabot> Vanhayes: Google's calculator didn't come up with anything.
04:04 <Vanhayes> #math calc 1 + 1
04:04 <armabot> Vanhayes: 2
04:04 <Vanhayes> nice
04:04 <Vanhayes> hmm now how to phrase it...
04:07 <Vanhayes> # math calc 397/.5
04:07 <armabot> Vanhayes: 794
04:07 <Vanhayes> # math calc 397/5
04:07 <armabot> Vanhayes: 79.4
04:07 <Vanhayes> # math calc 397/10
04:07 <armabot> Vanhayes: 39.7
04:07 <Vanhayes> # math calc 397/110
04:07 <armabot> Vanhayes: 3.60909090909
04:07 <Vanhayes> # math calc 397/60
04:07 <armabot> Vanhayes: 6.61666666667
04:21 <spidey_> #math calc Vanhayes+Lucifer_arma/luke-jr_work*GodTodd
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04:21 <armabot> spidey_: Error: There's really no reason why you should have underscores or brackets in your mathematical expression. Please remove them.
04:21 <Vanhayes> pwnt
04:32 <mkzelda> http://www.myfoxdfw.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=3913600&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1
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04:51 <Vanhayes> #math calc 8.77 lbs in kg
04:51 <armabot> Vanhayes: Error: invalid syntax (line 1)
04:52 <Vanhayes> #math calc 8.77 pounds in kilograms
04:52 <armabot> Vanhayes: Error: invalid syntax (line 1)
04:52 <Vanhayes> bah
04:55 <Lucifer_arma> you need python syntax
04:55 <Lucifer_arma> besides, you're trying to convert a force to a mass
04:56 <Lucifer_arma> http://www.google.com/search?q=8.77+lbs+in+kg&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official
04:57 <Vanhayes> ah ok, thanks
04:57 <Vanhayes> hmm think it would do money conversion?
04:57 <Vanhayes> #math calc 31.47 in CAD
04:57 <armabot> Vanhayes: Error: 'cad' is not a defined function.
04:59 <Vanhayes> wow, didn't realize our dollar was that high
05:00 <Vanhayes> #math calc 33.56*1.15
05:00 <armabot> Vanhayes: 38.594
05:08 <spidey_> xfiles r pwn joo
05:31 <Vanhayes> i dont know, if luke-jr_ likes something, I am usually wary of it
05:41 <Vanhayes> #night
05:42 <armabot> Good night Vanhayes!
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05:43 * digitx is away (bye)
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06:59 <Stempo> MrBoto <3
06:59 <MrBoto> MrBoto <3 Stempo too :3
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07:03 <DrJoeTron> #serverinfo Shrunk
07:03 <armabot> DrJoeTron: Shrunkland in 2.8.2: No online players.
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07:25 <spidey__> #ping
07:25 <armabot> pong
07:25 <spidey__> wow
07:26 <spidey__> my router sucks donkey nuts
07:36 <Lucifer_arma> your head is shaped like, oh fuck it, I'm not in the mood
07:42 <DrJoeTron> penis
07:42 <DrJoeTron> like a penis
07:51 <Lucifer_arma> aren't most heads shaped like a penis?
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08:23 <Lucifer_arma> z-man: is your head shaped like a penis?
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08:26 <GodTodd> my penis is shaped like a head
08:26 <MrBougo> .
08:27 <MrBougo> did you carve it or something?
08:28 <GodTodd> nope....it came that way
08:28 <MrBougo> blame your parents
08:28 <GodTodd> DrJoeTron's penis is shaped like a vagina
08:31 <MrBougo> isnt it the contrary?
08:31 * MrBougo is now playing: David West - Hello Piano
08:48 <Lucifer_arma> I thought it was shaped more like a clitoris, bracketed by labia
08:52 <MrBougo> how do you know so much things about joe's ahem
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09:15 <Lucifer_arma> what's an ahem?
09:15 <tramshed> ahem
09:15 <tramshed> its a form of cough
09:18 <Lucifer_arma> is it shaped like a penis?
09:19 <tramshed> sometimes
09:19 <tramshed> depends on the mouth it comes out of
09:19 <Lucifer_arma> I feel a new pickup line coming on
09:20 <Lucifer_arma> "Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice how your mouth is shaped exactly like my penis."
09:20 <Lucifer_arma> http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Poem <--- Emo extension for mediawiki
09:23 <tramshed> haha
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10:23 <MrBougo> hiho
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10:28 <MrBougo> Mark Ronson - Stop Me (Dirty South Remix)
10:28 <MrBougo> jesus i love this one
10:28 <MrBougo> hi there luci from bed
10:28 <MrBougo> Lucifer_bed or Lucifer_bedroom ?
10:39 <tramshed> har
10:49 <tramshed> wheee
10:49 <tramshed> admin'ing websites sucks
10:49 <tramshed> but this guy said hes gonna payme for it
10:53 <Lucifer_arma> http://labs.google.com/goog411/
10:55 <tramshed> im laggin so bad its not even funny
10:55 <tramshed> I cant load shit
10:55 <Lucifer_arma> I just killed a good ol' American Cockroach using toilet bowl cleaner
10:56 <tramshed> sweet
10:56 <tramshed> im trying to figure out if I have shell access to this guys webhosting
10:56 <MrBougo> haha
10:56 <MrBougo> we dont have such insects here
10:56 <tramshed> because doing shit through the web is a pain in the ass
10:56 <MrBougo> lol tramshed
10:57 <tramshed> Im serious, IM having a bitch of a time trying to rename a file through thier web interface
10:57 <MrBougo> haaaha
10:57 <MrBougo> rofl
10:57 <MrBougo> web interfaces rock
10:57 <tramshed> yeah, its gay
10:57 <MrBougo> what's the hoster?
10:57 <tramshed> when I could just do mv cyberlogo.gif logo_phpBB.gif
10:57 <tramshed> globat
10:57 <MrBougo> hehe
10:57 <tramshed> its a nice package actually
10:58 <tramshed> 1TB/month
10:58 <MrBougo> phew
10:58 <tramshed> yeah, not shabby
10:58 <tramshed> ftp too
10:58 <tramshed> hes already got the ftp stocked up
10:58 * tramshed cant wait for the frickin dsl to show up
10:58 <MrBougo> http://support.globat.com/sc/index.php/Supported_and_Unsupported_Languages
10:59 <MrBougo> Not supported: SSH/Shell Access
10:59 <MrBougo> ack
10:59 <MrBougo> poor you
11:00 <Lucifer_arma> MrBougo: that's why it's called an American Cockroach
11:00 <tramshed> the fucking gimp finally downloaded
11:00 <MrBougo> Lucifer_arma: ....
11:00 <tramshed> gah, thats gay
11:00 <Lucifer_arma> what you have around there is more commonly known as a little-dick belgian cockroach :)
11:00 <MrBougo> there are some cockroaches in aurope
11:00 <MrBougo> but no aerican ones
11:01 <MrBougo> watcha think
11:01 <tramshed> ever see a palmetto bug?
11:01 <tramshed> those things are fucking gigantic
11:01 <tramshed> oh,haha, Im a dumbfuck
11:01 <MrBougo> ?
11:01 <tramshed> theres a rename button right htere
11:02 <MrBougo> lolz
11:02 <MrBougo> "Palmetto Bug", another name for the American cockroach.
11:02 <MrBougo> weee
11:02 <tramshed> it wasnt next to the other file manipulation buttons
11:02 <tramshed> its over by the directory surf buttons
11:02 <MrBougo> American cockroach adults are 1 and 1/2 inches long (38mm).
11:02 <tramshed> that aint a palmetto bug
11:02 <MrBougo> so whats a palmetto bug
11:02 <tramshed> these things are like 5 inches long and can fly
11:03 <MrBougo> wth!
11:03 <tramshed> you see em in florida a lot
11:03 <Lucifer_arma> I don't think the wikipedia article is complete
11:03 <tramshed> you know what im talking about Lucifer_arma ?
11:03 <Lucifer_arma> one thing it fails to mention is that they're commonly known as "water roaches"
11:03 <Lucifer_arma> tramshed: nah, we don't have them in Texas
11:03 <Lucifer_arma> we've got flying roaches, though
11:03 <tramshed> fuckin huge bastards
11:03 <tramshed> I saw one in a bathroom and it freaked me the fuck out
11:03 <Lucifer_arma> but the same roaches we have that fly in Texas generally don't fly when you move farther west
11:04 <tramshed> weird
11:04 <Lucifer_arma> the one I just killed had wings, but they hadn't completely matured, or they were damaged
11:04 <Lucifer_arma> he fell from the ceiling into my bathtub
11:04 <MrBougo> wtf
11:04 <MrBougo> tramshed: this sounds scary :p
11:04 <MrBougo> i hate such insects
11:04 <MrBougo> but... like... 12 centimeters... what the!
11:04 <Lucifer_arma> anyway, in El Paso they've got a real water roach problem, and the fuckers will get up to 2 inches in length and don't have wings
11:05 <MrBougo> i'd run away
11:05 <tramshed> flaming cans of raid do wonders
11:05 <Lucifer_arma> nah, what he's talking about is getting up to eating size
11:05 <tramshed> like shrimp
11:06 <Lucifer_arma> tramshed: are palmetto bugs cockroaches, or something else?
11:06 <Lucifer_arma> we have dragonflies that get pretty big
11:06 <tramshed> Imnot sure
11:06 <tramshed> they look like roaches
11:06 <MrBougo> Lucifer_arma: how big?
11:07 <tramshed> http://www.dudeface.com/pbdefinit.html
11:07 <MrBougo> dragonflies look better than cockraoches heh :p
11:07 <MrBougo> "cute little creepy crawlies" wtf?
11:07 <Lucifer_arma> found that one
11:07 <Lucifer_arma> they're definitely cockroaches
11:07 <Lucifer_arma> so yeah, we have the same things, but apparently they don't get as large here as in florida
11:07 <tramshed> big fuckers though
11:08 <tramshed> creepy large
11:08 <Lucifer_arma> MrBougo: I've seen dragonflies approaching 6 inches in length easily, with really huge wingspans
11:08 <Lucifer_arma> fuckers are beautiful
11:08 <MrBougo> wtf
11:08 <tramshed> dragonflies are cool as fuck
11:08 <MrBougo> but what about giant ones
11:08 <tramshed> europe just has small bugs
11:08 <tramshed> face it
11:10 <Lucifer_arma> yeah
11:10 <Lucifer_arma> even our butterflies are huge
11:11 <Lucifer_arma> I've seen 'em bigger than my hand :)
11:11 <MrBougo> aww
11:11 <MrBougo> http://www.metacafe.com/watch/80129/christmas_island_red_crabs/
11:11 <MrBougo> this looks awful
11:11 <MrBougo> rofl
11:11 <MrBougo> butterflies are cute
11:11 <Lucifer_arma> if all else fails and we're stuck in a bunker during a nuclear war, when we go on the surface, we'll survive in america because our cockroaches are huge
11:11 <MrBougo> if you dont look too close
11:11 <Lucifer_arma> and europeans will starve, those sorry fuckers
11:11 <MrBougo> err why?
11:11 <Lucifer_arma> nah, butterflies are awesome
11:12 <MrBougo> i dont get it :p
11:12 <Lucifer_arma> because your cockroaches are too small :)
11:13 <Lucifer_arma> I watched a cat catch a grasshopper last night
11:13 <MrBougo> there is no relation between cockroaches and nuclear wars heh
11:13 <Lucifer_arma> yeah there is. They're the only thing on the surface that'll survive :)
11:13 <MrBougo> hha makes me remember
11:13 <MrBougo> there was a cat once
11:13 <MrBougo> i caught a grasshopper and gave it to him
11:13 <Lucifer_arma> the grasshopper was probably big enough that the cat had to take a nap afterwards
11:13 <MrBougo> so he could play
11:13 <MrBougo> the fucker ate it
11:13 <Lucifer_arma> and he ate it
11:13 <Lucifer_arma> yep
11:13 <MrBougo> rofl
11:13 <tramshed> my cat tries to catch deer and shit
11:13 <tramshed> its hilarious
11:13 <Lucifer_arma> haha
11:13 <MrBougo> thought that he was smelling it
11:14 <tramshed> it can get up to squirrels so far successfully
11:14 <Lucifer_arma> nah, cats mostly survive on insects
11:14 <MrBougo> and then there was no more grasshopper
11:14 <Lucifer_arma> I watched a cat stalk a snake a few years back
11:14 <MrBougo> huh
11:14 <MrBougo> what kind of snake?
11:14 <Lucifer_arma> it was one of those texas brown snakes, not poisonous and not terribly large
11:14 <MrBougo> oh ok
11:15 <Lucifer_arma> he caught the tail and started pulling and the snake whipped around and bit him
11:15 <MrBougo> aww
11:15 <Lucifer_arma> then the two ran like hell from each other, it was funnier than shit :)
11:16 <Lucifer_arma> http://www.spidy.goliathus.com/english/gallery-cockroaches.php
11:16 <tramshed> haha
11:19 <MrBougo> what about flies?
11:19 <MrBougo> ours are tiny
11:19 <MrBougo> like one centimeter
11:19 <MrBougo> less
11:19 <MrBougo> some are 1.5
11:19 <MrBougo> a bit bigger
11:19 <tramshed> hah
11:19 <tramshed> ever see a horsefly?
11:19 <MrBougo> nope
11:20 <tramshed> usually around an inch or so
11:20 <tramshed> sometimes bigger
11:20 <MrBougo> wtf!
11:20 <tramshed> bite like a motherfucker too
11:20 <MrBougo> oh yes there
11:20 <MrBougo> these*
11:20 <MrBougo> yep, i've seen some
11:20 <MrBougo> i've never been bit
11:21 <MrBougo> most of the time they are near water
11:22 <Lucifer_arma> horseflies are bloodsuckers
11:22 <MrBougo> i've never seen horseflies in belgium though
11:23 <Lucifer_arma> we get them here every now and then
11:23 <MrBougo> :(
11:23 <MrBougo> i hate insects
11:23 <tramshed> we get some nasty mosquitos in some parts too
11:23 <MrBougo> i love belgium
11:23 <tramshed> alaska is particularly bad
11:23 <MrBougo> aww
11:23 <MrBougo> mosquitos dont like my blood
11:23 <MrBougo> they prefer my mom's
11:23 <tramshed> alaskan mosquitos would
11:24 <MrBougo> so i have no problem with them
11:24 <Lucifer_arma> aha, apparently only the females are bloodsuckers
11:25 <Lucifer_arma> mosquitoes keep their distance from me, too
11:25 <MrBougo> yup
11:25 <Lucifer_arma> my sister did an informal study and determined it was an inherited trait, somehow. Every person she asked that was blood-related said the same thing,
11:25 <Lucifer_arma> but she couldn't isolate where they came from one more generation up
11:26 <Lucifer_arma> but since we only share a mother biologically, it was easy to determine that we get it from her :)
11:26 <MrBougo> hehe
11:26 <MrBougo> or from your education maybe
11:26 <MrBougo> maybe it depends of what you eat and stuff
11:26 <Lucifer_arma> at least one of my kids has been observed being avoided by mosquitoes, so that's good :)
11:26 <MrBougo> they sometimes bite me, though
11:26 <tramshed> mosquitos around here dont care who you are
11:26 <MrBougo> but not so often
11:26 <tramshed> they eat you
11:27 <Lucifer_arma> my wife and I eat the same stuff, and she gets bit all the time
11:27 <MrBougo> oh
11:27 <tramshed> swamps=ubersquitos
11:27 <MrBougo> aw
11:27 <Lucifer_arma> I'll be out there all by myself, not being bothered at all
11:27 <Lucifer_arma> first mosquitos hit her, then some will come after me, but it's like 10:1 hit her compared to me
11:27 <Lucifer_arma> yeah, mosquitoes need standing water to breed, so you get lots of them in florida :)
11:28 <tramshed> im not in florida
11:29 <tramshed> im right on lake michigan, the glaciers really ripped this place to shreds passing through, so we have lots of low spots that swamp out
11:29 <tramshed> you see literal swarms of mosquitos
11:29 <MrBougo> how do you call that stuff where you put concrete in
11:30 <MrBougo> so it doesnt solidify
11:30 <tramshed> the big trucks?
11:30 <MrBougo> nah
11:30 <MrBougo> the little things
11:30 <tramshed> fuck if I know
11:30 <MrBougo> they look like the big thing on the truck
11:30 <MrBougo> that's spinning
11:32 <tramshed> noclue
11:35 <Lucifer_arma> http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mwaterbags.html
11:35 <Lucifer_arma> cement mixer?
11:35 <MrBougo> maybe
11:35 <Lucifer_arma> http://www.google.com/search?q=cement+mixer
11:36 <MrBougo> thats it :)
11:36 <MrBougo> thank you
11:36 <MrBougo> well, mosquitos like that
11:36 <tramshed> haha
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11:38 <Lucifer_arma> http://www.homehumor.com/masonry/cement-mixer.shtml
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11:50 <Fonkay> anyone here?
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13:28 <epsy> hi
13:40 <epsy> jeez
13:40 <epsy> why does arma group zones by where guys spawn, and not the spawn points themselves
13:41 <epsy> i mean...i made a map, and when there's a 2nd player on 1 team, the two zones at the middle of the map goes for the team who has that 2nd player
13:41 <epsy> and so it's screwed up
13:41 <epsy> :/
13:42 <epsy> i think i'ill move the spawn points a little bit more away
13:54 <noob7> now that the summer holidays started in germany, I get like 5 times as many spam mails :(
13:54 <epsy> O_o
13:54 <noob7> damn kids *shakes fist*
13:54 <noob7> no I do NOT want to invest in penny stocks
13:54 <noob7> I got a penny sock I invest in
13:55 <noob7> hay epsy :D
13:55 <epsy> orly?
13:55 <epsy> hay
13:55 <noob7> yes I do :-/
13:56 <noob7> warum sprichst du nicht deutsch mit mir epsy? :D alex meinte, du sprichst auch deutsch!
13:56 <epsy> :P
13:56 <noob7> I also learned that you are about 20cm smaller than I am
13:56 <epsy> O_o
13:56 * noob7 snickers
13:58 <noob7> is epsy on the phone? :p
13:58 <epsy> erm???
13:59 <epsy> what are you fucking talking about ? i really don't get you
13:59 <noob7> just babbling, sorry :-/
13:59 <noob7> btw, how did you manage to crash the server yesterday?
14:00 <epsy> i just entered in and my client was freezing
14:00 <epsy> i kill the client
14:00 <noob7> the server died as well
14:00 <epsy> then get back on the srv list
14:00 <epsy> and it can't join that server
14:00 <epsy> *couldn't
14:01 <noob7> weird... I used the exact lines in the config you pasted me via msn
14:01 <epsy> bofh
14:02 <epsy> i can still use !delire !nodelire for such tests
14:02 <noob7> true
14:02 <epsy> all my other servers are fucked
14:02 <noob7> but then I can't AK you :D
14:02 <epsy> ...no login and admin xD
14:02 <noob7> hm
14:02 <epsy> AK ?
14:02 <noob7> admin kill
14:03 <epsy> nonono, /login, /logout, /admin are wiped out of the source
14:03 <noob7> huh? lol
14:04 <epsy> for the !delire !nodelire thingy i had to do that
14:05 <epsy> where's the res repo now -.-
14:05 <epsy> luke-jr_work, ??????
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18:31 <epsy> *hmpf*
18:32 <MrBougo> ?
18:32 <epsy> have an idea how a map can crash arma ?
18:33 * epsy runs on the w3c xml validator
18:50 <epsy> http://www.validome.org/xml/validate/?lang=en&viewSourceCode=1&url=http://epsy.is-a-geek.or
18:50 <epsy> g:4539/armamaps/epsy/fortress/bunker-gameplaytest1.aamap.aamap.xml
18:50 <epsy> O_o
18:50 <epsy> http://www.validome.org/xml/validate/?lang=en&viewSourceCode=1&url=http://epsy.is-a-geek.org:4539/armamaps/epsy/fortress/bunker-gameplaytest1.aamap.aamap.xml
18:50 <epsy> nice typo ....
18:50 <epsy> <Zone effect="fotress">
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19:12 <epsy> does arma have a time out on downloading resources ?
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19:13 <MrBougo> HOLA
19:13 <epsy> ALOH
19:13 <MrBougo> COMO ESTA?
19:13 <epsy> ?ATSE OMOC
19:14 <MrBougo> ERKCUS LATOT A IM
19:14 <epsy> the main repo is fucking down
19:14 <MrBougo> wrong answer
19:14 <MrBougo> MI*
19:14 * epsy didn't care
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19:15 * MrBougo ah
19:15 * MrBougo oh
19:15 <MrBougo> MrBoto <3
19:15 * epsy ih
19:15 <MrBoto> MrBoto <3 MrBougo too :3
19:15 <MrBougo> he sure does!
19:15 <MrBougo> pushmectf
19:15 <MrBougo> i saw the simpson the movie today
19:16 <MrBougo> nice one
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19:26 <MrBougo> MrBoto <3
19:26 <MrBoto> MrBoto <3 MrBougo too :3
19:33 <epsy> MrBoto, tu peux venir sur mon serveur de tests ?
19:33 <MrBoto> epsy: Error: "tu" is not a valid command.
19:35 <epsy> MrBougo,
19:35 <MrBougo> ?
19:36 <MrBougo> lol
19:36 <MrBougo> non, occupé
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20:08 <MrBougo> mrboto
20:08 <MrBougo> mrboto hello
20:08 <MrBoto> Hi there >:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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20:47 <mkzelda> Anyone know a good win32 program to lock down a kiosk machine?
20:47 <mkzelda> i need to disable access to everything but 2 webpages in IE
20:47 <mkzelda> http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Utilities/Access_Control_Utilities/Internet_Kiosk_Pro.html
20:48 <mkzelda> something like that
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22:19 <Lucifer_arma> any reason you're not using kde for the kiosk machine?
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22:45 <mkzelda> yeah, its a .gov
22:46 <mkzelda> its part of a win domain and such
22:46 <mkzelda> i proposed it, it got shut down
22:46 <mkzelda> that program actually worked as needed
22:46 <mkzelda> shot down i mean
22:46 <mkzelda> theres a kiosk plugin to firefox as well
22:47 <mkzelda> the admin doesnt know anything about linux
22:47 <mkzelda> so, i had to work w/ what he had
22:47 <mkzelda> i got contracted out for the job
22:47 <mkzelda> and its not my dime, so if they want to use existing headaches that take 2x+ the time, then so be it, i get paid more
22:48 <mkzelda> thanks taxpayers
22:49 <mkzelda> we also dont push windows update for the domain, we individually windows update all 50+ machines
22:49 <mkzelda> and the .gov likes it b/c we actually give 1on1 time w/ each machine
22:50 <mkzelda> so if something were blatantly wrong or if hardware needs upgraded, we're more likely to notice than if we just pushed updates
22:52 <|Sticky|> heh dosent sound very cost effective tho, manualy updating 50 machines just incase 1 is broken
22:52 <mkzelda> cost effective doesnt mean much to government agencies
22:52 <|Sticky|> heh
22:52 <mkzelda> they have taxpayer money, they dont care
22:53 <mkzelda> i need to find some solution to VPN into a sonicwall firewall appliance via linux
22:53 <mkzelda> having to do my remote work on a windows machine sux
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22:54 <|Sticky|> whats sonicwall??
22:54 <mkzelda> sonicwall makes hardware firewall for lan
22:54 <|Sticky|> ahh
22:54 <mkzelda> http://www.sonicwall.com/us/
22:55 <mkzelda> and provides a vpn, that you can go to https://ip and then using IE u can enable an activex plugin that will create a vpn session
22:55 <mkzelda> so then i can remote desktop to the kiosk
22:55 <mkzelda> since its a 10. addy
22:55 <|Sticky|> hmm
22:56 <mkzelda> http://gentoo-wiki.com/Relakks i might be able to loosely follow that guide
22:57 <mkzelda> i want a relakks account
22:58 <|Sticky|> sounds like tor
23:03 <mkzelda> yeah, but instead of a communist style that makes everything slow you pay for some speed
23:04 <mkzelda> i imagine it'd make a lot of torrents faster, since most the fast seeds are in EU, and those seeds would send to the relakks in .SE, and then come to you
23:04 <mkzelda> rather than all of those people sending across the pond
23:05 <mkzelda> i mean assumining 'you' is someone in the US like me
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23:14 <Lucifer_arma> well, I just setup ltsp and it's really nice :)
23:14 <Lucifer_arma> now if I can just get sound going....
23:14 <Lucifer_arma> I've got it on a boot floppy now, still thinking about flashing the bios
23:14 <Lucifer_arma> I have to track down a bios upgrade for that machine, but since I don't trust floppies, I need to do it
23:15 <Lucifer_arma> anyway, you can configure your ltsp client to run rdesktop and use a windows terminal services machine
23:15 <Lucifer_arma> I don't know how well (or if at all) rdesktop supports local hardware, though
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